Rum & raisin and Coconut vanilla, I endeavour to become composed of no less then 5% icecream in body weight with four hours left on the clock. remember my struggle, even if I fall we will meet again in the kitchens of Valhalla

by RehabMuffin

32 Comments

  1. Clean_Figure6651

    There is no failing. There is only adding shots to it

  2. I’m lactose intolerant but I’d join you and just die tomorrow. If I take enough Imodium I just stop pooping and instead have horrible gas and stomach pains. I can work like that. 

  3. WonderfulShake

    With any luck it will be ‘tossed out’ on company time

  4. Admiral_Kite

    Got my spoon at hand. Coming to help you out, chef! 🫡

  5. QiwiLisolet

    It cream. Keep that shit real frozen and godspeed

  6. justsikko

    I’m sorry, you said ice cream from last years specials? This ice cream is a year old? wtf…..

  7. Quenelles every day until this subreddit says they’re perfect?

  8. F1exican and the chive related content has ruined me. I saw the picture and expected the title to be “Posting Quenelles every day until Reddit says it’s perfect.”

  9. Eilwyn-San

    Chef, this has made my day. My coworkers are utterly confused as to why I found it so funny but Godspeed ice-cream man…

  10. activelyresting

    Last year? Is anyone doing inventory and clean out of your freezers?

    Actually, don’t answer that.

  11. chalkthefuckup

    The staff bathroom does not deserve this.

  12. phalluss

    My brain read that as “ice cream from last years special needs” two times in a row before it got its shit together and comprehended.

  13. I did this with a quart of foie gras ice cream.

    It was certainly an experience